What to Do With Stupid Jokes

Let’s face it. There are plenty of stupid jokes around. Shall we just leave them alone?

Absolutely no.

The difference between a skillfully humorous guy and a normal guy is that the former knows how to make use of anything, including places, people, environment, mistakes, accidents, and lines that a woman says, and even stupid jokes.

For example, here are some pretty stupid pick up lines:

Are your parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and put them into your eyes.

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Do you have a quarter? Because my parents told me to call them when I found the girl of my dreams.

Now the question is: how can you turn them around and make women laugh?

Those pick up lines are, hands down, really lame. But they could be funny if turned into a casual comment in the middle of a conversation. For example, if she starts to talk about anything to do with morality, you can say, “I hope you didn’t get those ideas from your parents who, I think, are thieves.” She’ll probably be shocked and ask where you get that idea from. And then you can answer, “Because they stole the stars and put them into your eyes…” It’s the same line… with a big difference.

If she starts to complain work or other things, you can say, “Yeah, I can tell you’re tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all day.” (If it’s the first time you meet her change it to “you’ll be even more tired tomorrow coz you’ll be running through my mind all day.”)

If she starts talk about money, use the “quarter” example.

You get the idea. Stupid jokes or lines won’t be stupid if they fit the conversation. They may even sound cute. You can also enhance the dramatic effect through an exaggerating tonality and show her you’re just kidding (I can’t emphasize this enough).